Coachella Festival Will Now Be Two Weekends of Man Butt Horseplay and Heroin Drugs
“This year is guaranteed to have enough acid pills to send 10,000 elephants on a magically journey to the land of flying care bears and talking dinosaurs. Not only will there be a copious amounts of funny candy, but the dark magic sex parties are already the buzz on the streets and on emo Twitter pages”
Sounds awesome.
“This year is guaranteed to have enough acid pills to send 10,000 elephants on a magically journey to the land
things: First, I’m even more excited to go next year now. (Impossible for me to go this year :( sad panda) Second: Why...